badwolfgetsfit
badwolfgetsfit:

NERDY FATBOMBS!
So for wedding favors, some of my friends and I melted chocolate and cooled it in these awesome molds I found on amazon and thinkgeek - daleks, TARDISes, S.S. Enterprises, Starfleet logos, Back to the Future logo and license plates, Han Solo in Carbonite, and Serenity ships. I decided to have some fun with my fat bombs and make them cute.  
Here, have some recipes!
So for the chocolatey ones:Mine are based on this recipe from r/ketorecipes. Macros are listed there. I used:
1/2 cup coconut oil
1/2 cup peanut butter
1/2 cup unsweetened dark cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
 Powdery or liquid sweetener to taste (I used 2 tsp powdered stevia)
Stir well (may take a while) and then freeze overnight. Yum!
Now for the raspberry lemonade ones:This tasty recipe is also from r/ketorecipes!
8 oz. cream cheese
1/2 cup Heavy Cream
1 packet Crystal Light Raspberry Ice
1 tsp. Torani Sugar Free Raspberry Syrup
1 tsp. lemon extract
5 tsp. lemon juice
1/2 cup coconut oil
liquid/powdery sweetener to taste 
Put the cream cheese in a bowl and microwave it until it is mostly melted. Stir.
Add the Crystal Light Raspberry Ice Packet to the cream cheese. Stir until combined.
Add the Heavy Cream, Lemon Extract, Lemon Juice, SF Raspberry Syrup. Stir until everything is smooth.
Heat up the coconut oil until it is warm and in liquid form. Add this to the mixture and combine well - this should take a lot of stirring but everything should be smooth when finished. Add liquid sweetener to taste.
Pour the mixture into silicone containers or ice cube trays and put in the freezer for a couple of hours. (I usually let them freeze overnight)
According to MyFitnessPal, per serving contains: 27g FAT, 1g CARB, 2g PROTEIN

badwolfgetsfit:

NERDY FATBOMBS!

So for wedding favors, some of my friends and I melted chocolate and cooled it in these awesome molds I found on amazon and thinkgeek - daleks, TARDISes, S.S. Enterprises, Starfleet logos, Back to the Future logo and license plates, Han Solo in Carbonite, and Serenity ships. I decided to have some fun with my fat bombs and make them cute.  

Here, have some recipes!

So for the chocolatey ones:
Mine are based on this recipe from r/ketorecipes. Macros are listed there. I used:

  • 1/2 cup coconut oil
  • 1/2 cup peanut butter
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened dark cocoa powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
  •  Powdery or liquid sweetener to taste (I used 2 tsp powdered stevia)

Stir well (may take a while) and then freeze overnight. Yum!

Now for the raspberry lemonade ones:
This tasty recipe is also from r/ketorecipes!

  • 8 oz. cream cheese
  • 1/2 cup Heavy Cream
  • 1 packet Crystal Light Raspberry Ice
  • 1 tsp. Torani Sugar Free Raspberry Syrup
  • 1 tsp. lemon extract
  • 5 tsp. lemon juice
  • 1/2 cup coconut oil
  • liquid/powdery sweetener to taste 
  1. Put the cream cheese in a bowl and microwave it until it is mostly melted. Stir.
  2. Add the Crystal Light Raspberry Ice Packet to the cream cheese. Stir until combined.
  3. Add the Heavy Cream, Lemon Extract, Lemon Juice, SF Raspberry Syrup. Stir until everything is smooth.
  4. Heat up the coconut oil until it is warm and in liquid form. Add this to the mixture and combine well - this should take a lot of stirring but everything should be smooth when finished. Add liquid sweetener to taste.
  5. Pour the mixture into silicone containers or ice cube trays and put in the freezer for a couple of hours. (I usually let them freeze overnight)

According to MyFitnessPal, per serving contains: 27g FAT, 1g CARB, 2g PROTEIN

hellyeahlowcarbrecipes
hellyeahlowcarbrecipes:

Gluten-Free, Grain-Free Pizza Recipe

Ingredients
Crust:
1 (8 oz.) package of full fat cream cheese (room temp.)
2 eggs
½ tbsp Freshly ground black pepper
1 tbsp Garlic powder
½ tbsp onion powder
1 tbsp Italian seasoning (equal parts rosemary, thyme, oregano, basil, cilantro)
¼ cup grated parmesan cheese
Pizza
½ cup pizza sauce (if doing a sugar detox, you will need to season plain tomato sauce instead of using pre-packaged sauce)
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
Your favorite toppings

Instructions
Crust:
Preheat oven to 350.
Butter 2 round pie pans
Blend cream cheese and eggs and season with pepper, garlic powder onion powder & italian seasoning
Add parmesan cheese and stir until combined
Pour into buttered pie pans
Bake for 20 minutes or until golden brown
Let crust cool for 10 minutes before adding toppings
Pizza
After crust is cooked, raise oven to 400 degrees
Top crust with pizza sauce and spread evenly
Add toppings
Top with mozzarella cheese
Bake for 10-12 minutes or until cheese is bubbly and slightly brown


Going to make this tomorrow night

hellyeahlowcarbrecipes:

Gluten-Free, Grain-Free Pizza Recipe

Ingredients

Crust:

  • 1 (8 oz.) package of full fat cream cheese (room temp.)
  • 2 eggs
  • ½ tbsp Freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 tbsp Garlic powder
  • ½ tbsp onion powder
  • 1 tbsp Italian seasoning (equal parts rosemary, thyme, oregano, basil, cilantro)
  • ¼ cup grated parmesan cheese

Pizza

  • ½ cup pizza sauce (if doing a sugar detox, you will need to season plain tomato sauce instead of using pre-packaged sauce)
  • 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
  • Your favorite toppings

Instructions

Crust:

  1. Preheat oven to 350.
  2. Butter 2 round pie pans
  3. Blend cream cheese and eggs and season with pepper, garlic powder onion powder & italian seasoning
  4. Add parmesan cheese and stir until combined
  5. Pour into buttered pie pans
  6. Bake for 20 minutes or until golden brown
  7. Let crust cool for 10 minutes before adding toppings

Pizza

  1. After crust is cooked, raise oven to 400 degrees
  2. Top crust with pizza sauce and spread evenly
  3. Add toppings
  4. Top with mozzarella cheese
  5. Bake for 10-12 minutes or until cheese is bubbly and slightly brown

Going to make this tomorrow night

recoveringtopanga

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

Lunch was amazing. I know its late but seriously I can’t get over the lunch I got from Subway. An amazing chicken salad with lots of cheese, little onions, tomatoes, spinach, peppers and lettuce. It was so cheap and delicious.

Lunch was amazing. I know its late but seriously I can’t get over the lunch I got from Subway. An amazing chicken salad with lots of cheese, little onions, tomatoes, spinach, peppers and lettuce. It was so cheap and delicious.

keto-fit-mom

keto-fit-mom:

Tonight I decided to indulge in a lite treat due to feeling weak in the gym and recent higher than usual carb cravings. I whipped up some frozen pineapple, strawberries, and heavy whipping cream, and dove right in. It’s the sweetest treat I’ve have since starting keto 8 weeks ago.

Well I was…

Your body isn’t used to all that sugar. Don’t worry that happened to me to yesterday. I had some flan (Spanish custard) and after I finished I had a migraine and threw up my whole dinner.